There’s nothing Santa loves more
Than going to Chi-town down by the Lakeshore
He’ll pull up to the Palmer and gawk
at the tourists in the lobby
Just to watch ‘em talk
Take Matt and Karen, they’ll be a goin’
Uh oh, but little they be knowin’
The sisters, Peggy, Angelica, Eliza
Are waiting in the city just for a surprise, and